Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Dark Days in the Shire

Cape Girardeau: The Land that Time Forgot.

I hate this town. It's a small college town (the university is more akin to a high school than anything else - "If you blinked you'd miss it," sort of thing) stuck in between two bigger cities, each a couple hours away.

It also happens to be the bigot capital of the U.S., since it's the hometown of the crazy uber-conservative (is there any other kind of conservative these days?) Rush Limbaugh. This is a town to be avoided at all costs. Hopefully it will fall into the Mississippi River.

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